Sultana Sandwich

So I usually get drunk and write down random things that I hear on the Tube, of course I forget about the things I write down until I'm drunk again. Anyway I'm drunk now, have found my stash of little underground notes and am gonna share them with you now!

The train driver about a week ago came out with amazing line that plastered a grin on my face for the day!

This wonderful train is ready to depart please stand clear of the marvelous doors.

And then tonight the two girls sitting next to me (on the northern line) came out with this little gem... Nice to know we all have our problems.

We'll catch up in a couple years and you'll have a hot man and a fat salary and hopefully Charlie will be off the drugs and perhaps I'll have had my baby.